To me, a good fart is a wonderful thing. I'm not ashamed of my body, God made it and He made it to function in a certain way. Farting is a normal, natural part of life. God made farting enjoyable, therefore He must want us to enjoy it.
I never hold my farts in. Never. Not in public or in private. Exposive gas is my favorite. I wish I had it all the time.
Some people would like you to believe that they never fart. Gas doesn't pass their tightly pinched ass. Neither does shit. But it's all lies, everyone does both.
Tell the truth, you know you like to fart. All my friends do. We sit around the fire, discussing plans for the coming revolution and farting. We're not stupid. We understand the coming darkness and are preparing for it.
Song of my trailer An ode to shit Roof is leaking Drip Drip Drip
Dog is barking I don't care Sit around In my underwear
Envy me, you worthless sacks of composted donkey dung. While you waste away under flourescent lighting in your little padded caves, Steerpikepie, the only REAL MAN you will ever meet, lives the American dream.
I fart when and where I choose. I never brush my hair. I shower everyday, to do otherwise would be to imitate the heathen, their Buddha fat bodies dripping sweat deep into Buddha fat creases, collecting there to mix with dust and rice crumbs until it forms itself into a paste which the heathen uses to make his bread.....my bread is the bread of Life, American bread, sliced and white the way God intended.
I live on a road you don't know exists. Waaaaaay back. I like it that way. Helps me to think. Noise confuses me, makes me edgy. I've got everything I need here in the "Compound." Singlewide, with doublewide mudroom. Quonset hut. Three sheds. Obstacle course.
I train everyday. Just in case. Lately I've been training to navigate the entire Compound while blindfolded. Because you never know. You just never know. It pays to be prepared.
So go sit in your bourgeois little life and rot there. Be a tool for the man, you worthless little maggots. Not Steerpikepie.
Some of you maggots don't seem to know what the CRA is. The CRA is the CHRISTIAN RESISTANCE OF AMERICA!!!! We are ROCK HARD Christian soldiers who love our country and Western Civilization.
Is that simple enough for you? Can you wrap your warped little liberal minds around the thought that someone may care more about others than himself? Every day I wake up and begin my rountine at dawn. I am HARD, every muscle in my body is like a ROCK. While you sit and slurp and belch, I train and prepare for the day that is coming soon. The day when our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ returns and the battle begins.
Are YOU ready? Are your hands hard and calloused or are they weak and flabby? Are you ready for combat, limp-wrist? Are you ready for the day, and it is coming, when the blood in the streets will flow red and rich? I can almost SMELL IT. ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
I an READY and my sword is SHARP, I am the SWORD ARM OF CHRIST AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVER DRIP, DRIP, DRIP FROM MY SWORD! OH I GET HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!! OH ANNIE, YOU'RE COMING HOME AREN'T YA??? I CAN ALMOST SMELL YOU TOO, MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got an email from my sweet little Annie. She linked me to a site where Bass-O-Matic or some lame named dick was going on and on about how he wants to kick my ass.
I'm like, RIGHT ON!!! Let's get this show ON THE ROAD!
BRING IT ON STUD MUFFIN! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND USE IT FOR A BOWLING BALL! I'M GONNA LET MY DOGS SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO SHEAR ME SOME HIPPY ASS AND I'M ALREADY HALF DRUNK!
YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME IF YOU MESS WITH STEERPIKEPIE, ASSFACE! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT HARD, DEEP PURPLE AND CHEAP!
I LOVE THE CRACK OF A BREAKING NOSE, IT MAKES ME ROCK HARD! YOU COME ON DOWN TO TEXAS, JACK, I'LL BE WAITIN'. WHEN ME AND MY BUDDIES GET FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BE REAMED OUT, BABY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A SOOOOOOOUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE?????
Listen maggots, Bush ordered wiretaps on terrorists and terrorist friends and supporters. He did it secretly for a reason, so that liberal terrorist lovers wouldn't make a HUGE fuss over it and tip our hand to the terrorists.
Even if he had gotten court orders for the taps, YOU assholes would find a reason to say it wasn't fair, it was an abuse of the court system by Bush, blah blah wah wah.
SHUT UP! Most of you are stupid, some of you aren't. The ones who aren't are the worst traitors, because you KNOW that what Bush has done to keep our country safe is the RIGHT thing, the SMART thing and the way he did it is the ONLY way he could be assured of secrecy because of whiny terrorist appeasers who hate America and would scream blue murder at the first sign that Bush was trying to protect us from being attacked again.
Because you know, Liberals are parasites, it's a well known fact. Liberals cannot exist without creating other parasites dependant on certain things, like fear. Programs like welfare are totally based on keeping people down, in their place and on thier knees sucking off the liberal government teat, so that they cannot live without a liberal government.
Future attacks give them something to look forward to, because they know that they will never hold power in America again, they would rather see it over-run by Muslim maniacs. That's why they do their best to try to discredit the good Bush has done for America with his secret spying, they want America to fall.
They are a collective PC Judas, and Islam gave them a promise of a bag of silver, but will only deliver bloody death.
