Chickenshits

I just got an email from my sweet little Annie. She linked me to a site where Bass-O-Matic or some lame named dick was going on and on about how he wants to kick my ass.

I'm like, RIGHT ON!!! Let's get this show ON THE ROAD!

BRING IT ON STUD MUFFIN! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND USE IT FOR A BOWLING BALL! I'M GONNA LET MY DOGS SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT!! I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR AN EXCUSE TO SHEAR ME SOME HIPPY ASS AND I'M ALREADY HALF DRUNK!

YOU'RE GONNA GET SOME IF YOU MESS WITH STEERPIKEPIE, ASSFACE! YOU'RE GONNA GET IT HARD, DEEP PURPLE AND CHEAP!

I LOVE THE CRACK OF A BREAKING NOSE, IT MAKES ME ROCK HARD! YOU COME ON DOWN TO TEXAS, JACK, I'LL BE WAITIN'. WHEN ME AND MY BUDDIES GET FINISHED WITH YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BE REAMED OUT, BABY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A SOOOOOOOUUUUUEEEEEEEEEE?????