Why I Like To Fart

To me, a good fart is a wonderful thing. I'm not ashamed of my body, God made it and He made it to function in a certain way. Farting is a normal, natural part of life. God made farting enjoyable, therefore He must want us to enjoy it.

I never hold my farts in. Never. Not in public or in private. Exposive gas is my favorite. I wish I had it all the time.

Some people would like you to believe that they never fart. Gas doesn't pass their tightly pinched ass. Neither does shit. But it's all lies, everyone does both.

Tell the truth, you know you like to fart. All my friends do. We sit around the fire, discussing plans for the coming revolution and farting. We're not stupid. We understand the coming darkness and are preparing for it.

Are you?

Get some.