Viva La Falange!
I did 400 pushups today, all at once. It's a personal best. My muscles are pumped and HUGE.
My abs are ROCK HARD. My legs are like TREE TRUNKS.
Every part of my body is perfectly conditioned.
All members of the CRA must be in perfect physical condition. They must be ROCK HARD. physically and mentally.
The philosophy of the CRA is:
GET SOME! GET IT HARD, DEEP, PURPLE AND CHEAP!
Think about it, scumbags.
Think HARD.
My abs are ROCK HARD. My legs are like TREE TRUNKS.
Every part of my body is perfectly conditioned.
All members of the CRA must be in perfect physical condition. They must be ROCK HARD. physically and mentally.
The philosophy of the CRA is:
GET SOME! GET IT HARD, DEEP, PURPLE AND CHEAP!
Think about it, scumbags.
Think HARD.
posted by Steer Pike Pie at 2:28 PM
4 Comments:
Sure, looks to me like you've been exercising that elbow more than anything. Perhaps you should consider rehab?
They need you in Iraq...how soon can you leave?
Shaimama,
Rehab is for the weak, not for the ROCK HARD. Now drop and give me 20, limpwrist.
DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!
Polishifter,
They don't need me over there. I'm too brutal for them. I like to smash in the mouths of lactating women with the butt of my rifle,to watch the blood fly in a wave of rain from their split lips....ohhhhh....I've done my time in Hell and I LOVED IT.
I loved it too much. I have been judged mentally too HARD CORE to serve in any open mission.
What I do I do in the dark, under an agency you've never heard of, furball.
Now get your skinny ass over there, might make a man out of you.
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