Tuesday, December 05, 2006

What Is The CRA?

Some of you maggots don't seem to know what the CRA is. The CRA is the CHRISTIAN RESISTANCE OF AMERICA!!!! We are ROCK HARD Christian soldiers who love our country and Western Civilization.

Is that simple enough for you? Can you wrap your warped little liberal minds around the thought that someone may care more about others than himself? Every day I wake up and begin my rountine at dawn. I am HARD, every muscle in my body is like a ROCK. While you sit and slurp and belch, I train and prepare for the day that is coming soon. The day when our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ returns and the battle begins.

Are YOU ready? Are your hands hard and calloused or are they weak and flabby? Are you ready for combat, limp-wrist? Are you ready for the day, and it is coming, when the blood in the streets will flow red and rich? I can almost SMELL IT. ARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

I an READY and my sword is SHARP, I am the SWORD ARM OF CHRIST AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE BLOOD OF THE UNBELIEVER DRIP, DRIP, DRIP FROM MY SWORD! OH I GET HARD JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!! OH ANNIE, YOU'RE COMING HOME AREN'T YA??? I CAN ALMOST SMELL YOU TOO, MAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here. Get some cock, warrior of Dog.

6:42 PM  
Anonymous kita kazoo said...

Why did I get wet reading this post?

Go-go Jesus...

5:34 PM  

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