Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Anyone can send flowers...

But no one will ever love you like Steerpikepie could.

9 Comments:

Blogger Spill The Beans said...

Well, I'm certain that's true. But flowers are very, very sweet.

7:20 AM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

You realize of course that old women like me probably couldn't handle all the love that young virile men like steerpikepie have to give. It would hurt us. I might even have to be hospitalized after that loving.

8:18 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Do not say men like Steerpikepie because there are no other men like Steerpikepie. Steerpikepie is the perfect lover, attentive to every need, including his own. This makes for a wonderful time for all with no hospitalization involved.

He is extremely virile though. He is after all a Viking warrior.

8:42 AM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

I find viking warriors rather frightening...and my, what a large...war hammer...you have.

8:14 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Yes, we Viking warriors are a frightening bunch. However we are also very gentle and nice and kind to children and animals.

My war-hammer is large, and it could use some polishing. As you are a genetic germanic woman warrior, get to it!

10:32 AM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

I thought you already had a war hammer polisher...

11:08 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Steerpikepie hates it when women think.

12:44 PM  
Blogger Shoelimpy™ said...

As any true man would, Shoelimpy™ loves it when women think. Women are not just a physical object to be used as a sexual plaything, their minds open up wonders of beauty that would otherwise remain hidden, and make the world a better place.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

LOL! You just ain't got it, bro. You can try with your silly little posts to be as adored by women as Steerpikepie, but women aren't stupid, and your posts assumes they are.

Open up wonders of beauty, LOL! Even I feel like puking after reading that drivel.

Stick to saying things like, "I dunno" and "big fat idiot."

1:53 PM  

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