Thursday, October 13, 2005

I am so impressed.....NOT!

Steerpikepie hates Shoelimpy. Shoelimpy claims he is better than Steerpikepie, but everyone knows that is an outright outrageous lie.

Steerpikepie has proof that Shoelimpy sucks. Steerpikepie was very happy to stumble across evidence of Shoelimpy's suckiness and would like to submit it to YOU the reader of Steerpikepie's amazing blog to be the judge.

This link leads to an article written by Shoelimpy the "supposedly" Great. It's about Bigfoot. Yep, Bigfoot. Steerpikepie has often thought that Shoelimpy resembles a Bigfoot but had no idea that Shoelimpy spent his days actively researching all the various Bigfoot academia (rofl) and finaly felt confident enough to go public with his avid Bigfoot love.

Steerpikepie is a nice guy. It saddens him to see this article and he feels moved with pity for Shoelimpy. However, Steerpikepie hates Shoelimpy and his calling is very specific.


Vote here on whether or not you think Shoelimpy the Bigfoot sucks.


Blogger Spill The Beans said...

steerpikepie is much hotter than shoelimpy and has a bigger tool. or is a bigger tool. i forget which.

7:24 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Steerpikepie has a big tool but is not himself a tool.

Shoelimpy=Aggie and Aggie=Tool

The math is simple enough, although Shoelimpy is only good at math problems which involve cows, or how many male cheerleaders can fit into things (while grabbing their balls and yelling).

Steerpikepie is the hottest of the hot, all women love him, all men envy him.

11:43 AM  
Blogger Shoelimpy™ said...

3 points:

1) Shoelimpy is not a bigfoot.

2) Steerpikepie cannot compare to Shoelimpy in terms of either hotness or size of tool. Shoelimpy is the Major Leagues, Steerpikpie didn't make the cut for the Peewee League.

3) Steerpikpie is a big fat idiot.

'Nuff said.

1:12 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Shoelimpy is most definatley a bigfoot, of the clan Henderson.

Shoelimpy has no idea what is meant by "tool" in this case.

Shoelimpy has an obsession with big fat idiots, it seems.

Hey Shoe, wasn't that your mama freaking out on tv the other night?

1:57 PM  
Blogger Shoelimpy™ said...

No, but that was me freaking out on your mama last night.

Shoelimpy does not have obsessions. It seems Steerpikepie does have an obsession with bigfoots, though.

2:11 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Shoelimpy is the one writing award winning research articles on the mating habits of bigfoots, not Steerpikepie!

Wow, a your mama joke that makes no sense. *shrug*

2:34 PM  
Blogger Shoelimpy™ said...

What award-winning articles would those be, Mr. Pie? What? There are none?

Seems someone is making up stories because they have nothing real to say.


That's cool.

2:52 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

If I were Shoelimpy I would point out that you mean, WHICH articles, but alas, I am Steerpikepie and above such things.

Of course, you are correct, I was embellishing. Your single article did not nor will it ever win any awards, as it has already been debunked by experts in the field of Sasquatchology.

2:54 PM  
Blogger Shoelimpy™ said...

Which experts would those be, Mr. Pie? Link?

3:08 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Oh you'd like that, so you could take over yet another blog with your crazy Bigfoot theories.

Not this blog. Not today.

3:13 PM  

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