Friday, October 28, 2005

Kelpdick the Ugly Must Die!

I'd at least have put the moves on you, sugar. He must be gay. I mean, you be one hot foxxy mama, even if I promised to be good, how in the name of all that is Holy on God's green earth could I hold myself to that promise while being close enough to you to smell you? Damnation woman, I order you to stay away from this poor imposter (he's even worse than Shoelimpy) and to do penance at my altar.

On your knees!

8 Comments:

Anonymous God blogger said...

Steer Pike Pie, I've been looking around for Christian blogger related blogs, and I came across this entry (Kelpdick the Ugly Must Die!) during my search so I thought I'd
write a quick note to let you know! I recently started a new "Christian" blog called Ugly Blog, so I'd be happy to trade links if you're
interested. Anyway take care and have a nice day! Eric

10:25 PM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

Now, now, jealousy is such an unattractive quality.

7:19 AM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

and for the record, kelrick is quite handsome in real life.

10:36 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

If he is so good looking, why is his name Kelpdick the Ugly? I have scraped things off the bottom of my shoe which are more attractive.

How are you going to come to grips with the fact he is homosexual? If the two of us were alone together, there is no way that I would be able to keep my hands off of you, and the way you would spend the evening would be sitting in my lap as I read epic poems that I had composed to your beauty while playing with your boobies.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

That's because you lack self control, which is a necessary attribute in a good lover. And how do you know nothing happened? Just because said gentleman in question is too much of a gentleman to detail his conquests doesn't mean i wasn't successfully wooed.

6:33 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Self-control is for the weak. ;)

You didn't boink him. Steerpikepie can tell.

9:54 AM  
Blogger Spill The Beans said...

You need to brush up on your ESPN, dude. ;)

But I'll never tell. I'm a lady, in case you've forgotten. I don't kiss and tell.

7:20 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

I think you mean ESP, but I won't correct you because you're hot.

8:43 AM  

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