Yes, Virginia, there is such thing as a belt.

Oh what a wonderful day! The fine Xian conservative folk of the great state of Virginia, the birthing place of such American notables as George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and James Madison, has finally in its great wisdom come out with legal action against one of the most atrocious aspects of our society today: the practice of teenage boys to wear their pants so low that their underwear is exposed for all the world to see.

What kind of sick people would wear their clothes in such a way, and who in their right mind would think it is "cool"? All I can say is, PULL UP YOUR PANTS YOU LITTLE BASTARDS! Hopefully, they also crack down, (get it, crack down) on plumbers and overweight balding men. But $50 fines are hardly enough, at least for repeat offenders. They should be in jail, see what happens when they wear their pants like that in prison! That will bring an end to this menace, and I will say about damn time. We should have done this a lot sooner, but hell who would've thought this fad would go on for so long?