Saturday, February 05, 2005

The Power of X

There is one thing, and one thing only which makes America the greatest nation on the faith of the Earth: the Power of Jesus X. Without X, we are nothing. As the most God-fearing nation in the history of mankind, we are the forefront of Freedom for the world. It is only when he have good, God-fearing Xian men in the White House such as George W Bush that our greatness is truly allowed to shine.

We are the richest, most educated, most powerful nation on Earth. These are the blessings that God has given us. But we are not selfish, we do not wish to horde these treasures for ourselves. Nay, we want to spread our gifts for all the world to share. And with the Power of Jesus X behind us, there is nothing that can stop us. We have already liberated Afghanistan and Iraq, now Syria is next. Once they have been freed from the tyrannical shackles of tyrants, the hearts of the people shall be open to conversion to the love of Jesus X. When you think about it, is that not what the War on Terrorism is all about? Christianizing the world so that we might usher in an age of peace and stability? A Millenium of Wonderous Splendour unparalleled by any other time in history? A new Golden Age? Of course it is. And with the Power of X, we might be able to fulfill our Destiny and make it Manifest.

God Bless America.


Blogger Arthur Mundane said...

You truly are a visionary, sir. What you say rings true in the ears of all American men with the capacity for understanding.

All inferior people should just accept that what we say is true. Submit to our judgement, people. How bad could it be?

9:25 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

I disagree quite strongly, sir. We are not discussing superior and inferior, we are discussing X and His Power. Those without X, once freed of the tyrannical masters who now lord over them, will in time move into the sweet loving embrace of the Lord all on their own, without any forcing from us, it is simpy the natural state of affairs. So is agreeing with myself and my points, while many are too stoopid to understand, they will in time and with love from Jesus X come to see the radiant wisdom that constantly emanates from steerpikepie. Until then steerpikepie shall suffer the oafish trolls who surround him and try his best to convince them of the truth of his words in reasonable and logical debate.

6:08 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

However, I am truly a visionary. You sure got that right. I feel that I have a special purpose, and that Jesus has chosen me to light the way for His return.

Have you accepted Christ, Arthur?

6:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You haven't accepted God yourself, you arse. Mr. Pie, stop the bullshit. We all know this is just a parody site. No one can be as "stoopid" as you, AND make a public website for all to see. I just laugh at how much of a cunt you are.

1:34 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Don't copy me and call me Mr. Pie, Mr. Anonymous. I know you are trying to be cool and stuff and that is fine, you can try all you want. Maybe if you call me a cunt again, that might work!!!!

Looser! You can't handle the truth because your mind has been rotted by the Liberal sugar agenda of spend spend spend and you are a bit dizzy, so maybe you should calm down and get a life....oh wait, that would be impossible for someone as lame and stoopid as yourself. So just go surf porn and jack off and pretend that you are cool. Go on now, ya know you want to, sticky hands.....

2:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, all that you suggested for me to do sounds wonderful, but I don't like sloppy seconds, Mr. Pie. Please, don't share the wealth in that area.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Do you know what sloppy seconds means??? I don't think you do, but thanks for the laugh. LOL!!!

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yah, I get laughs by reading your horrendously written site. Why do you think no one else is commenting on your new posts? Because you're an idiot. You stoopid cunt. Oh Mr. Pie. Kill yourself.

11:38 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

They aren't commenting because they can't argue with anything I say. They are like you, much too stoopid.

I mean, do you have anything intelligent to say??

Didn't think so. Looser.

12:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i can't comment anything "intelligent" because you wouldn't understand. because, you, mr. pie, are a fucking cunt.

1:27 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Please provide proof or your argument, dumbass. Don't you know how to debate? Sheesh. 12 year olds these days are so predictable. :(

1:46 PM  

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