Friday, February 04, 2005

Mercury

Why must liberals always find something to complain about? First it was smog, then it was arsenic, and now it is mercury. Mercury, something elemental to the existence of life on this planet, and liberals have decided they have a problem with it? What else will make our thermometers work? Nothing. And remember in Terminator 2? The robot was made of mercury and he was really cool, what problem could liberals have with that?

And not only are we talking about mercury, we are talking about mercury residue coming from power plants. POWER PLANTS. Think about it, folks, the liberals are trying to destroy our source of power. Of course when they aren't able to keep their food frozen in the icebox or blow dry their hair, who will they be blaming? Bush. Of course. Liberals must always blame everything on Bush.

But let's look at the situation here. Liberals say that mercury residue created by power plants is bad. Bush looks at the information the liberals give him, and says, OK, this is a problem, not as big as you would like to make it out to be but it's a problem, and we will handle it. After all NO ONE else has even attempted to solve the problem, not even the Liberal Incarnate Bill Clinton. So Bush's administration makes a plan, it's a good plan and it will reduce the residue. What do the liberals have to say about all this effort?

IT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH! PRESIDENT BUSH IS TRYING TO POLLUTE OUR CHILDREN WITH MERCURY! HE WANTS TO KILL MY BABY! HE HATES AMERICA! HE IS EVIL!!! MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE AND TURN INTO LITTLE MERCURY BITS AND I AM GOING TO GET BLOWN UP BY GOVERNOR SCHWARZENEGGER AND I AM SCARED AND BUSH IS THE ANTICHRIST WAAH WAAH WAAH!!!!!!

That is what liberals have to say. Of course Bush hasn't even completed his plans yet, but already liberals are in an uproar. Here is what I have to say to the liberals: SHUT THE HELL UP! You want to solve the mercury problem? Why don't you go to every one of these so-called "bad" power plants, use solar-powered mercury-residue sucking devices and clean the air yourselves? Huh? Do it! I dare ya! Trust me, President Bush won't complain. Neither will I.

14 Comments:

Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/latimests/20050204/ts_latimes/epafaultsfindingsonmercury

There's the story Garvy.

6:14 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Mercury is mercury, dumbass. There aren't two kinds of mercury, ya know. They are starting with the power plants, and then they will go to the thermometers. Trust me I have been watching the liberals long enough to know the way they work. And the whole point is that President Bush IS doing something to stop these problems, but nothing that he does is good enough for the liberals. Why is that? Because their entire identity is built upon one thing and one thing only: WHINING. Nothing will ever be good enough for them, they will always find something to whine about. Conservatives are interested in getting things done.

9:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yYu are such a fucking cunt, Mr. Pie. You make absolutely no sense. There are only two things that comes from Texas, steers and queers, so stop hiding behind the fake moniker, cause you are the biggest fag i've ever met.

11:16 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

People break thermometers all the time, and kids would sure play with it, and that my friend is DANGEROUS to the Liberal midset, that ANYTHING might be DANGEROUS. Sheesh.

11:40 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Well, Mr. Anonymous, I have no doubt you have met quite a few fags in your time. I am not a fag, which you would know had you really met me.

Stop trying to be all cool, pretending to know me. It is quite pathetic.

11:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am treating you like you have treated everyone else. what are you? stoopid? seriously. you talk about god, but you act as if he's not apart of your life. open your eyes, you tool. your nothing but a stupid asshole.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Garvy my old friend, you are the definition of a blind Liberal...no wait, all Libs are blind so let's just call you a dumbass. I am not against cleaning it up, neither is Bush. That is the whole thingy here. He is going to clean it up but it still ain't good enough for you all and you all are still crying and whining and being silly. I mean, really.

1:47 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Well Mr. Anonymous, you sure showed me now dincha? Mr. Balls so Big I don't need to be nonymous, I will be anonymous instead! Yeah, you are cool, brother.

Now drop and give me 20 limp wrist!! DO IT NOW!!!! Admit you are a pussy, YOU HEAR ME!!! We can stay here all night, you doing pushups till you puke you little rat bastard!

Your words have no meaning, Anonymous. You do not exist but as a troll with no name, hiding behind your tuff guy pretend exterior.

I rather pity you. And I will pray that you REPENT!!

1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not posting any more anonymously than you, Mr. Pie.

3:06 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Yes you are.

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You aren't interested in writing your real name, so neither will I. You stupid cunt.

11:41 AM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

This is my real name. Are you a bot? The cunt thing has me interested.

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your real name is steer pike pie? wow. idiocy must run in your family.

1:28 PM  
Blogger Steer Pike Pie said...

Are you afraid to say who you are? What is it like to be you, living in fear? You have nothing intelligent to say you scared little pup. If you want to run with the big dogs, you gotta stop pissing down your leg, boy.

1:48 PM  

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